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previously submitorperish, now mourning the end of Arcane Roots

2allthedancersoftheworld:

buddwyer:

2allthedancersoftheworld:

buddwyer:

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

Can we please stay on topic here

YTA

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guitarslove:

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JESSE EMERY’S SARAH RYAN CUSTOM

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jdebbiel:

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plonts

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chronotopes:

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A purple bell pepper is possible … Reblog if you agree

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armengoldira:

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

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totesmgoats01-published-author:

jadedresearcher:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

pupkin

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godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with “yeah, i’m just pissed off” and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

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guillotinedream:

sleepdopesmoker:

moldpuppy:

nosebleedclub:

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

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thinkingaboutctommy:

prideprejudce:

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

they Always take the pencil

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kazliin:

romanceyourdemons:

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

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lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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baldursgate2:

baldursgate2:

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no way in hell

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hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

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elvensemi:

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

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